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What if every word was already English? Doctor. Chocolate. Terrible.

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Almost Inglés: Nivel 1

Almost Inglés: Nivel 1

Cuentos Casi Inglés
by Bayan Jones (original stories)

Level 1 Spanish stories using near-100% English cognates. Zero vocabulary memorization required - focus entirely on grammar patterns through absurdist, humorous tales about terrible doctors, chocolate-obsessed restaurants, and piano-telephones.

Language: es
Level: primer
Audio Word-by-Word Grammar Primer

The Secret: You Already Know Spanish

English and Spanish share thousands of cognates

100% Cognates

Doctor, chocolate, terrible, hospital, importante — you already know these words

Just Grammar

Add el, es, tiene and you're reading full stories. Zero memorization.

Absurd Fun

Silly plots keep you laughing while patterns sink in naturally

The Formula

High Comprehension + High Volume = Fluency

When you understand 95% of what you read, your brain learns the other 5% automatically.
Smart flashcards reinforce patterns. No drills. Just reading.

Level 1: 60-70 total words. Ten stories.
Complete comprehension from day one.

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